letter = "After a great deal of thought we have come to the conclusion that we have to ask you to resign. It is partly down to time and money but we "
If Check1.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Lazy.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & L_1_P
If Lazy.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & L_2_P
If Lazy.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & L_3_P
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
If Check2.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Stupid.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & ST_1_P
If Stupid.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & ST_2_P
If Stupid.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & ST_3_P
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check3.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Nasty.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & N_1_P
If Nasty.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & N_2_P
If Nasty.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & N_3_P
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check4.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Rude.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & R_1_P
If Rude.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & R_2_P
If Rude.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & R_3_P
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
End If
End If
If L_T = l2 Then
letter = "After a great deal of thought we have come to the conclusion that we have to ask you to resign. This is because we "
If Check1.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Lazy.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & L_1_F
If Lazy.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & L_2_F
If Lazy.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & L_3_F
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
If Check2.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Stupid.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & ST_1_F
If Stupid.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & ST_2_F
If Stupid.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & ST_3_F
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check3.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Nasty.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & N_1_F
If Nasty.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & N_2_F
If Nasty.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & N_3_F
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check4.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Rude.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & R_1_F
If Rude.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & R_2_F
If Rude.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & R_3_F
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
End If
End If
If L_T = l3 Then
letter = "We are forced to ask you to resign. This is because we "
If Check1.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Lazy.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & L_1_U
If Lazy.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & L_2_U
If Lazy.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & L_3_U
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
If Check2.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Stupid.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & ST_1_U
If Stupid.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & ST_2_U
If Stupid.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & ST_3_U
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check3.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Nasty.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & N_1_U
If Nasty.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & N_2_U
If Nasty.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & N_3_U
If last = "and" Then
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
Else
letter = letter & " and "
last = "and"
End If
End If
If Check4.Value = 1 Then
If last = "." Then letter = letter & "We "
If Rude.Caption = a1 Then letter = letter & R_1_U
If Rude.Caption = a2 Then letter = letter & R_2_U
If Rude.Caption = a3 Then letter = letter & R_3_U
letter = letter & ". "
last = "."
End If
End If
If last <> "" Then
If last = "and" Then
If L_T.Caption = l1 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & "we would find it hard to keep you on." & vbCrLf & "Please don't take it personaly, thank you for understanding. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
If L_T.Caption = l2 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & "we would find it hard to keep you on." & vbCrLf & "Please don't take it personaly, thank you for understanding. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
If L_T.Caption = l3 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & "we would find it hard to keep you on." & vbCrLf & "Thank you for nothing. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
If L_T.Caption = l1 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & vbCrLf & "Please don't take it personaly, thank you for understanding. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
If L_T.Caption = l2 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & vbCrLf & "Please don't take it personaly, thank you for understanding. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
If L_T.Caption = l3 Then Form1.box.Text = Welcome & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & letter & vbCrLf & "Thank you for nothing. " & vbCrLf & vbCrLf & Form1.From.Text
End If
End If
last = ""
End Sub
Private Sub Form_Load()
l1 = "Polite"
l2 = "Angered"
l3 = "Mean streak"
a1 = "Slightly"
a2 = "Way too"
a3 = "TERRIBLY"
L_1_P = "sometimes think you could do a little more for the company"
L_2_P = "have often considered your efforts could be improved"
L_3_P = "have noticed your efforts and attitude to work isn't satisfactory"
L_1_F = "are slightly disappointed, you could do more for the company"
L_2_F = "believe that your efforts could be improved"
L_3_F = "have noticed your efforts and attitude to work is far from satisfactory"
L_1_U = "are slightly disappointed, you are a bit too lazy"
L_2_U = "believe that you are too lazy"
L_3_U = "have decided your efforts and attitude to work is pathetic"
ST_1_P = "regret to say that we're not completely impressed by your knowledge in relation to the tasks we want you to perform"
ST_2_P = "feel you aren't totally qualified for the tasks we wish you to perform"
ST_3_P = "regret to inform, you have not progressed as planned"
ST_1_F = "regret to say that we're not completely impressed by your knowledge in relation to the tasks we want you to perform"
ST_2_F = "feel you aren't qualified for the tasks we wish you to perform"
ST_3_F = "regret to inform, you have not progressed as planned"
ST_1_U = "regret to say that we're not impressed by your level of stupidity in relation to the tasks we want you to perform"
ST_2_U = "feel you are too stupid for the tasks we wish you to perform"
ST_3_U = "regret to inform, you would lose in an IQ contest with the highest opposition being a drowned mouse"
N_1_P = "think you're not being as nice to other staff as we'd like"
N_2_P = "think you are not being as nice to other staff as we'd like"
N_3_P = "think your attitude to other staff is in need of improvement"
N_1_F = "think you're not being as nice to other staff as we'd like"
N_2_F = "think you are not being friendly to other staff"
N_3_F = "think your attitude to other staff is in great need of improvement"
N_1_U = "think you're not being nice to other staff"
N_2_U = "think it's sad that you are not being friendly to other staff"
N_3_U = "think your attitude to other staff is as disgusting as Satan's innards boiled in rancid vomit"
R_1_P = "have to say you're not as polite as we'd prefer to customers"
R_2_P = "have to say you're not overly polite to customers"
R_3_P = "have to say we value our customers too much for you to be un-polite"
R_1_F = "have to say you're not as polite as we'd prefer"
R_2_F = "have to say you're not overly polite"
R_3_F = "have to say we value our customers too much for your un-polite attitude"
R_1_U = "have to say you're not polite enough"
R_2_U = "have to say you're not polite"
R_3_U = "have to say that when it comes to manners, yours are a disgrace"